If anything can go wrong, it will
Corollary: It can
Corollary sent by Dr. Allen Roberds
Corollary: It should
MacGillicuddy’s Corollary: At the most inopportune time
Corollary sent by Earl R. Johnson
Extension: it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it.
Extension sent by Dean A. Izett
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
Extreme version:
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong
Extreme version sent by Neal Miller
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others
Corollary sent by Sean Cheshire
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don’t know what the hell is going on.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Corollary: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.
Corollary sent by Dave M.
Mother nature is a bitch
Addendum: and not an obedient one at that
Addendum sent by Paul Kekanovich
Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Quantization Revision of Murphy’s Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy’s Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Murphy’s Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
Sent by Tony ’68
Addition to Murphy’s Laws
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right … something is wrong.
More Laws
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Everything takes longer than it takes.
Sent by Jon Carpenter
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
no matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy’s law will take effect and screw it up.
Sent by Mitch
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Sent by Paul Breen
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
More Laws of Selective Gravitation.
A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.
A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).
A dropped power tool will always land on the concrete instead of the soft ground (if outdoors) or the carpet (if indoors) – unless it is running, in which case it will fall on something it can damage (like your foot).
If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.
A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) – or into the garbage disposal while it is running.
If you use a pole saw to saw a limb while standing on an aluminum ladder borrowed from your neighbor, the limb will fall in such a way as to bend the ladder before it knocks you to the ground.
If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree limb and come down right on the driver’s side of your car windshield.
More Laws of Selective Gravitation were sent by Jack from the Classic CKLW Page
The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.
Sent by Ralph
You will always find something in the last place you look.
If your looking for more than one thing, you’ll find the most important one last.
Sent by Alegna
It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt.
Sent by Peter
After you bought a replacement for something you’ve lost and searched for everywhere, you’ll find the original.
Sent by Dizzy
You have to look where you lost it.
Sent by ClaytonPrc@aol.com
No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you’ve bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
The other line always moves faster.
In order to get a personal loan, you must first prove you don’t need it.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
If it jams – force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.
There’s never time to do it right, but there’s always time to do it over.
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Murphy’s golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Sent by John Cougar and by getalife who asks « who wrote that? ».
Illustrious Blackbird knew the answer, it was Samuel L. Clemens also known as Mark Twain.
Where patience fails, force prevails.
Sent by Woody.
Erma Bombeck
« Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet.
Sent by Amwood
isenberg indetermination principle applied to ill luck:
The better you know the amount of ill luck that will strike you,
the worse you know when this will happen,
and vice-versa.
and Relativistic correction of Murphy’s law:
Whether things can go wrong or not, it depends on your frame of reference.
Corollary (otherwise said: ill luck is actually absolute):
Regardless of your frame of reference, things will go wrong anyway.
Were sent by Simone Penzavalle.
If you want something bad enough, chances are you won’t get it.
If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
When waiting for traffic, chances are that when one lane clears the other is congested.
Just when you think things cannot get any worse, they will.
Remember the « Boomer-rang » effect; Whatever you do will always come back.
If you re-act to actions, you’ve acted on actions.
He who angers you controls you, there-fore you have no control over your anger.
The last SEVEN laws were sent by Leesa,
Thank you.
Any time you put an item in a « safe place », it will never be seen again.
Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.
The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.
No matter how hard you try, you cannot push a string.
(getting everyone in the family to the car at the same time for example)
The fish are always biting….yesterday!
You will never leave a parking space without someone in an adjacent space leaving at the same time.
Sent by Sean Murphy
The cost of the hair do is directly related to the strength of the wind.
Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.
The clothes washer/dryer will only eat one of each pair of socks.
EIGHT laws were sent by Charles L. Mays,
Thank you.
When you see light at the end of the tunnel, the tunnel will cave in.
Sent by Fridrik Bjarnason
Or in another version
The light at the end of the tunnel is a train
Sent by Steve
Cole’s Law:
Thinly sliced cabbage.
Sent by Michael
Being dead right, won’t make you any less dead.
and
Having the right of way, won’t make you any less dead.
Sent by anonymous
Whatever you want, you can’t have, what you can have, you don’t want.
Whatever you want to do, is Not possible, what ever is possible for you to do, you don’t want to do it.
Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.
The complexity and frustration factor is inversely proportional to how much time you have left to finish, and how important it is.
The four last laws were sent by Joe
Crespins law of observation:
the probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of ones actions
Sent by R. Crespin esq.
If you go to bed with an itchy ass, you wake up with smelly fingers.
Sent by Chris Davidsen, from Norway.
A knowledge of Murphy’s Law is no help in any situation.
If you apply Murphy’s Law, it will no longer be applicable.
If you say something, and stake your reputation on it, you will lose your reputation.
no matter where I go, there I am
Sent by John Davenport
Where patience fails, force prevails.
Sent by Woody
Murphy’s Law Current Revision
Any thing that can go wrong, HAS Already Gone Wrong!
You just haven’t been notified.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not « Eureka! » but « That’s funny… »
Said by Isaac Asimov
A former colleague of Russell Cooper once claimed that Murphy had plagiarized his « Gamble’s Law » which says that « The letter box is always on the other side of the road »
If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time.
If anything can go wrong, it will happen to the crankiest person.
Sent by Timothy Boilard
Waxman’s Law:
Everything tastes more or less like chicken.
Last two laws were sent by Del Ross
Skarstad’s Observation
You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.
Sent by Gayle
If authority was mass, stupidity would be gravity.
Sent by Greg
all good things come to those who wait…
but , don’t wait too long or they will pass you by…
like 2 ships that pass in the night…
never again to return that same exact site.
Sent by Jujuakita
If anything was worth doing, it would’ve already been done.
Corollary: Nothing is worth doing.
Sent by D-D-D-Dave
You can do anything except light a paper match on a marshmallow under water
Sent by John
Ants will always infest the nearest food cupboard.
Sent by anonymous
Long’s Law
Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.
Sent by Chris Moore
McFalls’ Maxim
No degree of acceptance can ever change the facts.
Translation: You may come to terms with being screwed, but nevertheless you’re still screwed.
Sent by Oliver McFalls
Hunter’s Corollary to Murphy’s Law:
Things always go from bad to worse.
Hunter’s Observation on Beauty:
Beauty is only skin deep, fashion even shallower.
Hunter’s Observation on Experts:
An expert is someone with an opinion and a word processor.
Hunter’s Observation on Sugarcoating:
All pornography is air-brushed or computer-enhanced.
Hunter’s Observation on hypocrites:
A person without values or standards can never be a hypocrite.
Hunter’s Observation on Education and Oz:
« We can give you a diploma, but we can’t give you a brain. »
The last six laws were sent by Hunter
Sgt. Murphy’s Law
Don’t get into a pissing contest with a skunk.
Sent by Bird Waring
The Law of Stupid Tricks
Just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
Sent by Zenjive
Garbage abhors a vacuum. It will grow to fill available space.
Corollary: The more space you have, the more junk you’ll have.
Sent by Magycke
Paper is always strongest at the perforation.
Sent by Mike
Things are never as good as they are bad.
Sent by Scott Miller
Chaos always wins, because it’s better organized.
Sent by Regards Walter citing Terry Pratchett
The Wingwalker’s Rule:
Don’t let go of something until you have a hold of something else.
Sent by D. Kinloch.
A bird in the hand is messy.
Sent by Ted Machler
The mud that won’t come off on the doormat immediately adheres to the carpet.
Sent by Jenny Pitt
When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.
Sent by Pieter
If Murphy’s law is correct, everything East of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic – Steven Wright
Sent by Deke
If Murphy’s Law can go wrong it will.
Sent by Mark
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come…
Sent by Yaron Budowski
If at first you don’t succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Sent by Damien Hope
Mrs. Murphy’s Law:
If anything can go wrong it will go wrong when Mr. Murphy is out of town….
Sent by Sharon Murphy
If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer.
Sent by Jeronimo
Warneke Law
You cannot force Murphy’s Law to happen and you can’t use it in reverse.
Sent by Warneke
When something goes wrong, you cannot find the solution in the instruction booklet, but someone else always does.
Sent by mark peacock
Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.
Think about it, complete the circle.
Sent by Sam Diggly who’s dad told her this law after she got married.
It takes forever to learn the rules and once you’ve learned them they change again.
Sent by Tracey Goldstein
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds,
the pessimist fears this is true.
Sent by what’d ya say?
You will find an easy way to do it, after you’ve finished doing it.
Sent by Conan Rock
Hofstadter’s Law:
It always takes longer than you think, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.
Sent by Ben Jones
In Las Vegas, wherever you want to go in a casino, it’s as far as possible from where you are, no matter where you are.
Sent by Lois Weiner
The wind will always blow opposite to your hairdo
Sent by G B
Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.
The probability of the toast landing peanut-butter-side-down is directly proportionate to the cost of the carpeting.
Sent by Keith Hipkins
Laundry Math:1 Washer + 1 Dryer + 2 Socks = 1 Sock
Sent by Bryan Ortiz
Window polishing:
It’s always on the other side.
Sent by Jakob Sultan
Hall’s Law:
Anyone who isn’t paranoid simply isn’t paying attention.
Sent by Colin
(Another) Hall’s Law
Minor problem isn’t.
Sent by Philip Hilbert Hall
A valuable falling in a hard to reach place will be exactly at the distance of the tip of your fingers.
If a valuable falls in a hard to reach place at a distance shorter than the tip of your finger, as soon as you try to reach it you’ll push it to that distance.
The last two laws were sent by Luciano Quinones
If it looks good,
And it taste good,
And it feels good,
There has got to be something wrong some where,
So be careful.
Sent by Shirley Cameron
Two heads are better than one, even if one is a sheep head.
Sent by Robert Dion
The probability of rain is inversely proportional to the size of the umbrella you carry around with you all day.
Sent by GKarlitz1@aol.com
No matter how hard you try, every once in a while, something is going right.
Behind every little problem there’s a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way.
The last two laws were sent by Robert K White
When you really need something, its either not available, or can’t be found. When you don’t need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.
Sent by Robert Van Sile
Whenever you cut your finger nails, you find a need for them an hour later.
Sent by Jeff S
Law of Conservation of Filth:
In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty.
Conclusion to the Law of Conservation of Filth:
It is possible for everything to get dirty and nothing to get clean.
Sent by Scott Tietjen, AKA, « Great Scott »
The file you are looking for is always at the bottom of the largest pile.
Sent by Larry
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
Sent by G Martin
Gumperson’s Law:
The likelihood of something happening is in inverse proportion to the desirability of it happening.
Sent by Ken Kaplan
Uffelman’s Razor:
[Given Murphy’s law, …] One should not attribute to evil design any unfortunate result which can be attributed to error. A mistake (or series of mistakes) is the simpler and more likely explanation.
Conspiracy Corollary to Uffelman’s Razor:
Nothing should be attributed to conspiracy that can be explained by error or a succession of errors.
Example 1: The alleged conspiracy to « fake » the Apollo moon landing.
Such an undertaking would be so likely to result in multiple glitches that it would be nearly impossible to pull off. Thus, conspiracy is an unlikely explanation of events. Accordingly, the « evidence » of the « faked » landing is more likely a result of the errors of those interpreting the evidence than of the evil design of the alleged conspirators.
Example 2: The Warren Report.
Any open questions in the Warren Report are more likely the result of the errors of the Warren commission, or the errors of those interpreting the Warren Report, than the result of a conspiracy to cover up the true facts.
copyright 1995, 2002. David G. Uffelman
Probability law:
Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degree of improbability of the catastrophes that actually take place.
Corollary: If something is likely to happen AND desirable, it won’t happen.
Sent by Sylvain Galibert
Common Sense Is Not So Common
Power Is Taken… Not Given
Sent by John A. Burke
Two wrongs don’t make a right. It usually takes three or four.
If the truth is in your favor no one will believe you.
The last two laws were sent by Lenny Quites
When things go from bad to worse, the cycle repeats.
Sent by Rivers
Laws are like a spider web, in that it snares the poor and weak while the rich and powerful brake them.
Solon, ancient Greece
Sent by Red
key to happiness is to be O.K. with not being O.K.
Sent by Divya
The two most abundant things in all the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Sent by Ross Henderson
and another version to this law
The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, stupidity and opinions.
Sent by Martin and Henrik from Denmark
Stupidity is the fundamental driving force of the Universe, which explains why stupid people always go wrong.
Sent by Anonymousepad
Every rule has an exception except the Rule of Exceptions.
Sent by GL Roberts
If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.
Sent by Bob Holdegraver
If you plan for something to go wrong, and it doesn’t go wrong, it would have been ultimately profitable for it to go wrong.
Sent by John Wilson
Common sense isn’t.
Sent by Joe Facchini
The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.
Sent by Mark M Stevens
The universe is great enough for all possibilities to exist.
Sent by Elizabeth A. Kennedy
Those who don’t take decisions never make mistakes.
Sent by Asier Zabarte
The only price you pay for greatness is knowing that it can’t last forever.
Sent by Taranis Valerin
Anything that cant possible in a million years go wrong, will go wrong.
Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security.
If everything seems great, its already gone wrong.
The only time you’re right, is when its about being wrong.
The only times something’s right, is when everyone agrees its wrong.
The last five laws were sent by Thomas Wrobel
If a Murphy law is tried to be used to have a desired outcome, the law will backfire.
Sent by Pat M.
Its never so bad it couldn’t be worse.
Sent by Raymond J. Gunn that says that his friend George Brabbs use to say it, then he died, now he wonders
Andrew’s Law
When saying that things can not possibly get any worse – they will
Sent by Andrew Milbourne
Murphy’s Metalaw
Knowing Murphy’s Law will never help.
Occult Principle of Murphism
To know Murphy’s Law is to draw its attention.
Avoidance Law
If for some reason Murphy’s Law fails to operate, it is building up for something big.
Hermetic Murphism
As above, so below.
The big catastrophes are made up of smaller ones.
Buddha’s Version of Murphy’s Law
Decay is inherent in all things, strive unceasingly.
Fleming’s corollary:
Nothing ever gets better.
Murphologist’s Curse
Given time one can develop a sense of how Murphy’s Law will act, but the Murphy Sense will tingle only after it is too late to keep the excreta from impacting the rotating blade based wind generator.
The last seven laws were sent by Azrias Mordax
The probability that something can go wrong is directly proportional to the square of the amount of inconvenience it can cause you
Everything that could possibly go wrong for anyone else always seems to happen to you
Law of cooperatives
In any particular situation, if three things can go wrong, they usually do in sequence, each facilitating the occurrence of the next
The last three laws were sent by Takura Razemba
Mr. Murphy warning:
Don’t mess with Mrs. Murphy
Mrs. Murphy’s Law:
If something goes wrong, it’s Mr. Murphy’s fault.
Last two laws were sent by Frank O’Neal
Mrs. Murphy’s Law
If anything can go wrong it will, and when it does, the woman will get the blame
Sent by ginakell@hotmail.com
Lewis’ Axiom
The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible
Sent by Robert Lewis
Every problem is replaceable with a bigger one.
Sent by Nabeel
Another name for Murphy’s law: The law of conservation of misery
Sent by Achten
Carvalheiro’s deduction
If in a particular circumstance Murphy’s law don’t apply, then something must be wrong
Sent by Filipe Carvalheiro
Sharad’s Law
If Murphy’s law is right then it will go wrong
Sent by Sharad Bhandari
A law about websites:
The more important it is to get to a website, the greater the chance the server is down.
Sent by Shaunna
Laws about this site:
The More the number of laws you claim to have, the more the number of laws you are going to miss.
Sent by Sathish
This site won’t open when you want to show someone what exactly Murphy laws are
Sent by Dinni
Remember:
Shit happens
Murphy’s law is intrinsic.
Sent by wolfram
And on the eighth day God said; »O.K. Murphy, you take over!
Sent by Robert A. Silvestri
Larry Niven’s summary of Murphy’s Law:
The perversity of the universe tends to a maximum.
Sent by Kevin Boland
The road to success is always under construction
By Anton Figg (?)
If in a series events that could have gone wrong and didn’t, It will have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong in the first place.
Sent by John Greeno
Bralek’s Rule for Success:
Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you.
Sent by Don Jackson
whatever was supposed to happen, won’t
Sent by TJ Engelking
You can’t expect the unexpected, otherwise there would be no need for the word unexpected
You cant reason with the stupid
The last two laws were sent by Tye Boyce
If you lose something that is replaceable (textbooks, clothing etc) as soon as you buy a replacement the original will surface.
Sent by Nancy Decker
Clemens’ Law
In any given situation, people will act so as to display the maximum possible amount of stupidity for that situation.
Clemens’ Law short form
People are stupid.
Sent by Matt Clemens
What goes in must come out.
Unless it’s the other way around.
Sent by Jeff Smith
Better to be a pessimist than an optimist because when you say the glass is half empty it will have to be refilled
Sent by Derek Drake
Sooner or later, you will spill your beer
Berneathys directional dichotomy
West is always East of somewhere
Berneathys formula fact
Instruction manuals are for losers
Berneathys guide theorem
You’re only lost if you admit it
Berneathys gravitational paradox
If gravity is all around us, why can’t you push a fat dog down the stairs?
Last five laws were sent by Mike Berneathy
Wet Law
A spoon placed in the sink will locate to maximize splash from the faucet
Pack Rat’s Law
All horizontal surfaces shall be filled to capacity
Wife’s Law
Anything worth doing is well worth over-doing
Reply:
Anything over-done isn’t worth the extra effort
Last three laws were sent by Doug Ebeling
It’s no the drop that kills you…. its the sudden stop
Sent by Martin Rowland
When things are going right, you won’t notice
The cleverness of Murphy’s Laws is inverse proportion to the number of laws
last two laws were sent by Lucky Number 11
The entropy of the universe tends to a maximum
Sent by Vikram Aphale
and never forget O’Toole’s Corollary or
Sod’s Law or
McGillicuddy Law
Murphy was an optimist
Well, there are a lot of people who think he was an optimist, aren’t there?
Or in other words:
someone else always seems to get the credit for your work.
The harder you work the more people there will be to claim credit except when it backfires.
You get all the credit for the dumb move. Murphy was an extreme optimist!
Says Charles L. Mays
And we’ll end this page with something optimistic (don’t hit me).
Don’t worry about Murphy’s Law, you know it’s gonna happen anyway, so just get on with it and get it over with!
Sent by Ruth Beaty
The humor of Murphy’s Law leaves you laughing at the end of the day.
If you make it through a Murphy Day…you win!
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The long history of troubled ties between Haiti and the US juillet 21, 2012 President Jean-Bertrand Aristide accused the US of ousting him in 2004 By Vanessa Buschschluter BBC News, Washington When US President Barack Obama announced,following the January 12,2010 earthquake, that one of the biggest relief efforts in US history would be heading…
Une semaine après Irma,Maria en voie de devenir un ouragan majeur septembre 17, 2017 Associated Press Mexico À peine remises sur pied depuis le passage dévastateur de l'ouragan Irma, les îles des Caraïbes n'ont droit à aucun répit et se préparent à affronter une autre tempête majeure. Les météorologues estiment que la tempête tropicale Maria se transformera…
Haiti environnement : Nos sols s'en vont à la mer avril 16, 2012 Les dernières études sur l’état de nos sols montrent que des 2 770 000 hectares des sols haïtiens, 15 millions de mètres cubes de terres, soit 6.000 hectares, sont érodés chaque année depuis 1978. D’autres sources de données estiment à…
Google+ en pleine croissance décembre 19, 2012 Google a annoncé le chiffre de 135 millions d'utilisateurs actifs sur son réseau social Google+. Le concurrent direct de Facebook évolue désormais à la même vitesse que son prédécesseur au même "âge".Après avoir annoncé l'extension du champ d'activité de son…
Une Indonésienne tue son fils car il a un "petit" pénis mars 1, 2013 Un Indonésienne tue son fils car il a un "petit" pénis Une Indonésienne est accusée d'avoir tué son fils de neuf ans car elle estimait qu'il n'aurait pas eu d'avenir en raison de son "petit" pénis, a-t-on appris aujourd'hui de…
Serenade du samedi soir, 2 Mars 2013 mars 3, 2013 Cliquez sur la fleche pour voir la video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yByyrdojwhY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMEZfZLTwjc
Une fillette de neuf ans donne le jour à un bébé février 8, 2013 Une fillette âgée de neuf ans a accouché d'un bébé de quasiment trois kilos, dans l'Etat de Jalisco, à l'ouest du Mexique, ont annoncé sa famille et les autorités locales. "La fillette avait huit ans et quelques mois quand…
Mur budgétaire: entente en vue, mais pas de vote lundi janvier 1, 2013 «Un accord est en vue, mais il n'est pas encore fait. Il y a encore des problèmes à résoudre, mais nous avons espoir que le Congrès puisse y parvenir», a expliqué Barack Obama.Agence France-Presse WashingtonLes États-Unis étaient voués à rater…
Le gouvernement dévoile son plan d'urgence pour l’île de la Tortue février 11, 2014 Le PM Laurent Lamothe s'adressant a la population En déplacement, le vendredi 7 février 2014 à L'Ile de la Tortue, le Premier Ministre Laurent Lamothe a dévoilé l'ensemble du plan d'urgence élaboré par son gouvernement pour adresser les…
La FIFA «préoccupée» par le retard du Brésil mars 17, 2012 Le président de la FIFA, Sepp Blatter.Sepp Blatter a déclaré que le comité exécutif de la FIFA, réuni vendredi et samedi à Tokyo, était «préoccupé» par l'état de préparation de la Coupe du monde 2014 au Brésil, ajoutant qu'il prendra…
Cotes-de-Fer : La population ravie de la visite du Président Martelly mars 22, 2012 Le Chef de l’Etat a entre autres distribué des outils de travail aux agriculteurs Le Président Martelly a inauguré un centre de quinze (15) ordinateurs branchés internet offerts par le Ministère de l’Intérieur à l’Ecole nationale de Côtes-de-Fer Trois cent…
« Indiscrétion » par Serge Moise novembre 13, 2013 Serge Moise Vendredi le huit novembre dernier, faisant suite à la tournée triomphale de la semaine précédente aux États-Unis, s’est tenue à Montréal, une rencontre sympathique et tellement chaleureuse qu’il nous est extrêmement difficile de ne pas la raconter et dans ses moindres…
Maduro, visé par un «attentat», accuse le président colombien août 4, 2018 Agence France-Presse CARACAS Le président vénézuélien Nicolas Maduro est sorti indemne d'un «attentat» commis contre lui samedi à Caracas avec plusieurs drones chargés d'explosif, a annoncé le gouvernement, qui a accusé l'opposition d'être responsable de cette action. «Aujourd'hui, on a…
La CIA imagine la mise en scène d'un monde post-américain juillet 15, 2012 Prédire l'avenir : telle est l'ambition du National Intelligence Council (NIC), la branche publique de la CIA, qui, tous les cinq ans, réfléchit à l'état du monde à un horizon de deux décennies. Une première ébauche de son dernier exercice,…
Jean-Marie Le Pen soutient Donald Trump février 28, 2016 Jean-Marie Le Pen PHOTO ARCHIVES AP Agence France-Presse PARIS L'ancien chef historique de l'extrême droite française, Jean-Marie Le Pen, a apporté son soutien à Donald Trump dans la course à l'investiture républicaine aux États-Unis. «Si j'étais américain, je voterais Donald…
UN peacekeepers to remain in Haiti for another year octobre 11, 2013 The U.N. Security Council on Thursday renewed its peacekeeping mission in Haiti, as debate continued on its future.The council’s one-year extension of the U.N. Stabilization Mission in Haiti, known as MINUSTAH, comes one day after a Boston-based Haitian activist group…
Why tourism shouldn't be our only way out (from the Martin Mathelier Project) septembre 1, 2012 Martin Mathelier From “The Martin Mathelier Project” Note from the editor : I am compelled to relay this article from my friend Martin Mathelier from the " Martin Mathelier Project ". I couldn't agree more that we shouldn't just rely…
Haïti : une quarantaine de disparus dans le naufrage d'un bateau de migrants octobre 16, 2017 Dans le pays miné par une pauvreté extrême, où plus de 60% de la population vit avec moins de deux dollars par jour, les Haïtiens tentent régulièrement de rejoindre illégalement les îles des Bahamas ou de TurKs et Caicos. Agence…
Celebrating the unsung sheroes of Spring Valley mars 1, 2020 A Reflection by Marlene Avril Why International Women's Day, someone might ask? And why not, someone else might reply. One can argue that women's day is every day; therefore, it seems reasonable for the world to pause one day to…
Haiti’s Gold Rush Promises El Dorado: But For Whom? janvier 8, 2013 Backroom deals, legally questionable “memorandums”, and test drilling carried out with no public scrutiny and little government oversight are all part of the new gold rush in Haiti. Twenty billion dollars worth of gold, copper and silver hidden in…
Les partisans de Macron acclament sa victoire mai 8, 2017 Drapeaux français en main, les partisans du nouveau président Emmanuel Macron ont salué son score face à la candidate d'extrême droite, Marine Le Pen sous un ciel gris et plombé. Agence France-Presse PARIS Cris de joie et mer de drapeaux français:…
USA Presidentielle 2012 : Un duel décisif octobre 3, 2012 Des acteurs ont personnifié les candidats présidentiels et le modérateur, lors d'une répétition technique à l'Université de Denver, où aura lieu le débat mercredi soir.À 34 jours de l'élection américaine, Barack Obama et Mitt Romney croiseront le fer ce soir à…
The Gift of Goodbye,by T.D Jakes juin 4, 2013 One of the most life-saving words that Jesus ever spoke was in Mark 6:11. “Shake the dust off your feet and leave.” I love the way T.D. Jakes explained that. He calls it “The Gift of Goodbye, Shaking the Dust from Your…
Lucie Tondreau voted North Miami’s first Haitian-American woman mayor juin 7, 2013 North Miami Mayor-elect Lucie Tondreau BY NADEGE GREEN Miami Herald - In the months leading up to Tuesday’s runoff election in North Miami, the Haitian-American community braced for a fight to maintain a majority on the city council. From Creole-language…
Federalism, the only viable solution for Haiti janvier 1, 2015 By Daniel Eugene Within a few weeks, Haiti will celebrate her 211th anniversary of independence through an abysmal turmoil of political crisis. Not too long ago, with the blessing of America, Prime Minister Laurent Lamothe was forced to resign under…
La maîtrise des réseaux sociaux par l'EI inquiète les États-Unis mai 11, 2015 Agence France-Presse Washington Le secrétaire américain à la Sécurité intérieure, Jeh Johnson, a estimé dimanche que la maîtrise des réseaux sociaux par les jihadistes du groupe Etat islamique (EI) accentuait les risques d'attentats sur le territoire américain. «Nous sommes entrés…
France: Hollande remporte le 1er tour avril 22, 2012 Le socialiste François Hollande (sur la photo) était donné largement favori face au sortant Nicolas Sarkozy. Le socialiste François Hollande a remporté dimanche le premier tour de l'élection présidentielle en France et apparaît en situation favorable pour chasser Nicolas Sarkozy…
Il immole sa femme par le feu parce qu'elle veut divorcer novembre 22, 2012 VIDÉOLa scène, filmée par une caméra de surveillance, se passe à Pékin, en Chine. Une dispute conjugale a complètement dégénéré et s'est terminée de manière dramatique. Comme vous pouvez le voir dans la vidéo ci-dessous, un homme a immolé son…
Les Blagues du Vendredi, 1er Février 2013 février 5, 2013 Un monsieur a un problème de mauvaise odeur de pieds et rencontre une dame qui a une haleine épouvantable.Ils ont camouflé leur problème avec des déodorants, chewing-gums etc.Ils décident de se marier, et lors de la nuit de noces, chacun…
WILLIAMS DISPELS RUMORS OF ICE RAIDS IN BROOKLYN AND URGES PUBLIC TO REMAIN CALM février 18, 2017 Rumors of ICE stops across Brooklyn, including at Bobby's Department Store, Kings County Hospital and of commuter vans and cabs. THE COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF NEW YORK OFFICE OF COUNCIL MEMBER JUMAANE D. WILLIAMS Contact: Vania Andre vandre@council.nyc.gov, 917-608-8784 Feb. 17, 2016 FOR…
Haiti Newsbriefs, July 22, 2012 juillet 22, 2012 Haiti PM Laurent Lamothe Haiti’s Lamothe Heads to Washington Haiti Prime Minister Laurent Lamothe is heading to Washington, DC for a meeting with Haiti’s technical and financial partners this week. Lamothe’s visit to America’s capital will begin Monday and last…
Playoffs NBA : Le Heat s'impose en prolongation mai 31, 2012 Le Heat de Miami a eu le meilleur sur les Celtics de Boston, mercredi soir, malgré une superbe performance de Rajon Rondo (à gauche). Le Heat de Miami a remporté une victoire de 115-111 en prolongation face aux Celtics…
Petite-Rivière de l’Artibonite, une commune en pleine extension, selon le vice-délégué de Dessalines septembre 1, 2013 Wadner Joseph AAP- Le vice-délégué de l’Arrondissement de Dessalines, Wadner Joseph, a indiqué mardi que depuis plusieurs mois, la commune de Petite-Rivière de l’Artibonite est le siège de plusieurs travaux d’infrastructures. Le tronçon de route Pont-Sondé/Petite-Rivière a été réhabilité par…
Monde : Jamais sans mon cellulaire avril 7, 2012 Se sentir «très angoissé» à l'idée de perdre son cellulaire ou être incapable de s'en passer plus d'une journée: la «nomophobie», contraction de «no mobile phobia», touche principalement les accros aux réseaux sociaux qui ne supportent pas d'être déconnectés. En…
Hugo Chavez voterait Obama s'il était américain octobre 1, 2012 Le président vénézuélien Hugo Chavez a assuré qu'il voterait Obama s'il était américain à la prochaine élection présidentielle américaine en novembre, dans une interview diffusée dimanche par une chaîne de télévision privée.«Si j'étais américain, je voterais pour Obama», déclaré le…
Corée du Nord: les États-Unis saluent les efforts de Pékin et Moscou avril 8, 2013 Un garde de sécurité sud-coréen est posté sur la route donnant accès au complexe intercoréen de Kaesong, à Paju.Agence France-PresseWashingtonLa Maison-Blanche a salué lundi les efforts de la Chine et de la Russie pour tenter de faire baisser les tensions dans…
La réforme santé d'Obama validée par la Cour suprême juin 28, 2012 La Cour suprême des États-Unis a confirmé aujourd'hui l'Obamacare.La Cour suprême des États-Unis a confirmé jeudi la réforme de la santé de Barack Obama, apportant toutefois certaines limitations à l'extension de l'aide aux plus pauvres.La pièce maîtresse de la réforme,…
The Tragic Stories of the Lottery’s Unluckiest Winners ( Part 2 of 2 ) janvier 20, 2013 Need a little proof that money doesn't buy happiness? For these 10 lottery winners, cashing in turned out to have been the worst decision of their lives. Michael Carroll Winnings: £9.7 million (about $15.5 million) Time until bust:…
